Oh. My. Days.
I cried. I came home and, there you were, bigger than your sister two days ago.
Clearly you have some form of rivalry. NO IM BIGGER AND THICKER AND...
I'm giving myself the shivers thinking about it. I feel ill.
You scuttled like a crustation. I lobbied a cereal bowl at you. We shivered towards the door together. The cereal bowl was launched from inside my house. You smelt FREEEEEDOM and bolted.
The cereal bowl is still out there. I think upstairs thought I was being attacked.
Oh. My. Days. Again.
Whattanordeal.
Lynn